RGB: She needs a man who works as hard as he can
BPG: Like Tony Danza with the plan.
RGB: She wants a dude with a can-do attitude
BPG: Like MacGyver. Season Two.
RGB: She don't care if he eats cereal in the shower
BPG: Tony Tiger. Shower power.
RGB: But he's got a like rocking out as much as I do.
RGB: She wants a man who is sensitive and understands
BPG: A Purple Rain, Peter Pan
RGB: She needs a dude with a romantic clue
BPG: Taking notes from John Hughes
RGB: She don't care if he eats veggies or a steak.
BPG: Crock Dundee or Morrissey
RGB: But he's got a like rocking out as much as I do
I’m holding out, out, out, out, out
I’m holding out, out, out, out, out
I’m holding out, out, out, out, out
For a rocker like myself
BPG: He wants a female with TNT in her blood cells
RGB: Bottle Rocket Barbarella (psychodela)
BPG: Not just some chica, but a sci-fi senorita
RGB: Modern Day-ah Princess Leia
BPG: He don't care if she cooks or books a table
RGB: Spicy chit-chat with Linda Ronstadt… rocking out
But she’s got a like rocking out as much as I do
BPG: Hello, can I dance in your vicinity?
RGB: Yes. There is sufficient space between me and the wall.
BPG: Shall I put my penny loafers adjacent to your platform boots
RGB: Yes, you will have optimal stability.
BPG: The placement of my right hand will rest upon your shoulder?
RGB: Ok
BPG: Permission to place my left hand just above the restricted location?
RGB: Yes…..but lower
I’m holding out, out, out, out, out
I’m holding out, out, out, out, out
I’m holding out, out, out, out, out
For a rocker like myself
Rocking out.
Rocking out.
I will rock out by myself
Until I find a worthy dance partner.
Until I find a worthy dance partner.
credits
from Million Movies,
released November 2, 2018
Production by Bryan P. Garza. Love Jerks is Bryan Garza & Rebecca Garza-Bortman. All songs written by Love Jerks.
Love Jerks is a San Francisco future-wave/dream-pop duo that leaves you no choice but to dance, swoon, or both. Fronted by
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