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released November 2, 2018

Production by Bryan P. Garza. Love Jerks is Bryan Garza & Rebecca Garza-Bortman. All songs written by Love Jerks.

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Track Name: Doing It Our Way
Rb: I'm a girl from PA
BG: I'm a boy from the bay
Rb & BG: We definitely don’t do things the typical way.
Let’s tell them how we met.
And how good it gets
When someone you love truly loves you back.
Want to sing it from the stage
How this couple get engaged.
It’s the biggest idea we've thought up in days...

Rb: And no it’s not easy
BG: It’s certainly not sane.
Rb & BG: But this is our dream for our happiest day.

All: Cuz we, oh yeah, we're doing it our, we’re doing it our way.
Cuz we, oh yeah, we're doing it our, we’re doing it our way

BG: My girl in my arms, I’m high as the stars
Rb: Tuxedos and bouquets, they just didn’t suit.
BG: My girl in my arms, I’m high as the stars
Rb: The Rock & roll gawd in my arms
Rb & BG: But when we create, it falls into place. A chorus with family and all of you.
Announcer: (Nuptials)

All: Cuz we, oh yeah, we're doing it our, we’re doing it our way.
Cuz we, oh yeah, we're doing it our, we’re doing it our way
Track Name: Apocalyptic Make-Out
[Sirens]

RB: Two Jujubes and a jolly rancher lollipop pop pop…
BG: You pour the liquor till it’s topping off the 7UP up up

Both: Oh owww. Squeezing these. Kissing that.
Oh owww. Squeezing these. Kissing that.

BG: Little sugar doses to keep us from nodding off off off
RB: I really love the drive in especially when the lips are soft soft soft

Both: Oh owww. Squeezing these. Kissing that.
Oh owww. Squeezing these. Kissing that.

We want the latest checkout
Apocalyptic make-out
Squeeze me tight while the world is ending. It’s the way we should go.

Say goodbye to the world now. Say goodbye to the world.
Say goodbye to the world now. Say goodbye to the world.

Good thing the popcorn’s in the microwave.


Announcer:
The town of Shermer, the only place left on the planet thought
to have survived the global nuclear apocalypse.

BG: Oh you’re still here.
RB: Oh, we’re still here.
BG: It’s 7 mins to midnight. Let’s see if we can make it to the drive-in.

RB: Cheetoh man baby opened Pandora’s box
BG: At least we’ll be together like sugar in a missile pop

Both: Oh owww. Squeezing these. Kissing that.
And that, and that, that, oowww!


We want the latest checkout
Apocalyptic make-out
Squeeze me tight while the world is ending
It’s the way we should go

Just one more kiss at checkout
Apocalyptic make-out
Squeeze me tight while the world is ending
It’s the way we should go.

[Explosion]
Track Name: Flip The Switch
Any mention of me, just one, did you, you overhear
Because I felt the sparks between us
If I could flip the switch, I’d flip the switch, oh yeah
I’d send the messages to her left and right hemisphere

Her impression on me, just when, oh I, I, was gonna leave because
My potential to love, was exhausted
It’s like she flipped the switch, to my oxytocin receiver
I felt the needle & thread, as she embroidered her name cross my peepers

Heading home, like a nice guy should do
But when I woke, I reached out and wrote you
Took a chance, and used words only I use,
Oh I hope that my impression, flips the switch, flips the switch, on you

Baby can you feel the fire, before it catches
Exothermic reaction behind the lashes
Fuchsia and brown, freckles abound, then all is blue

And then you mentioned me
“Hey you got a minute to talk about rock & roll”

Heading home, like a nice guy should do
But when I woke, I reached out and wrote you
Took a chance, and used words only I use,
Oh I hope that my impression, flips the switch, flips the switch, on you
Track Name: Gold Sparkle
RB: Gold sparkle motorbike under neon lights.
Walking towards me for our first encounter.

BG: Gold sparkle in your eyes. First words come out nice.
Could I be more than a friend?

Rb & BG: When gold sparkle finds its way to you, a little luck, little luck, you’ll know just what to do

Damn baby baby—You’re golden
All: You’re a golden soul!
The rooooom lights up with that golden glow. You’re golden, a golden soul to me

RB:Precious Cargo

BG: Do I only have innocent intentions? RB: Is this too much conversation?
BG: If I kiss her on the cheek—
RB: Come and kiss me on the lips
BG & RG: Stop time! It’s a hug, spinning round & round, oh yeah
Rb & BG: When gold sparkle finds its way to you,
a little luck, little luck, you’ll know just what to do

When gold sparkle finds its way to you, a little luck, little luck...

BG: Gold sparkle in your eyes. The world fills with butterflies.. Oh yeah!
Gold sparkle in your eyes. The world is full of butterflies, oh yeah. Gold sparkle in your eyes. The world is full of butterflies
Oh every day & every night, I see your glow and it is golden.

Rb & BG: You’re golden! You’re a golden soul! The rooooom lights up with that golden glow. You’re golden, a golden soul to me

BG: Gold sparkle in your eyes.
Track Name: Scary Things
Oh no scary things are out there.
Oh yeah, scary things are out there.
Here we are just you and me
And a hundred and two, maybe more like three
Hundred friends and family. Scary things.

When you wonder what can be
Don’t dream a dab dream
Reach out and pull it
Live from the volcano. Scary things.

What’s in the alley?
What’s down the street?
Could there be another world
Lurking inside an oyster. Scary things.

Come on. Break out and say…
What, what, what the fuck.
Just say what, what, what the fuck.
Before the clock, it strikes the very top.
Before the clock, clock strikes the very top.
Before the clock, it strikes the very top
Just say what, what, what, what the faaaa—
You didn’t grow up with swear words, did you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah… (a swirling sea of them)

Say what? The fuck.
Say what? Uh huh… (double dat)

Oh no scary things are out there.
Oh yeah, scary things are out there. (double dat)

I found a rock&roll kind of gal.
I grabbed a’hold of a comet’s tail.
We booked a date at The Chapel
And we knew when we tied the knot—
Better, better, better, better be in front of a kickdrum
Wedding rings.

Ha. I’m ready to say it…
What, what, what the fuck.
Just say what, what, what the fuck.
Before the clock, it strikes the very top.
Before the clock, clock strikes the very top.
Before the clock, it strikes the very top
Before the clock, clock strikes the very top.
Before the clock, it strikes the very top
Before the clock, clock strikes the very top.

Oh no scary things are out there.
Oh yeah, scary things are out thereeeee. (hug your loved one)
Track Name: Breathing Pheromones
We did it our way
So now some decompression

Our favorite pillowcases
never need adjusting
So sweet it is, to sleep in Sunday morning
So sweet it is, to sleep in Sunday morning

The curtains dancing
It lets…sunbeams kiss me
This waking moment truly
Makes this weekend dreamy

So sweet it is, to sleep in Sunday morning
So sweet it is, to sleep in Sunday morning

Breathing in your pheromones (x3)
No where else could I be, quite as peaceful

No distant ocean, could
soothe me more than you dear
To drink your breath in baby,
fills my sails with salt air

[chorus]

Sweetest of pheromones (x3)
Breathe in, breathe in (x3)
Track Name: Love Jerks
BG: You've got some fangs, but it don't get me upset
I'll bring the blood, if you bring the turtleneck

Rb: I'll spin my web, so you can dance on by
I'll twirl you round and round, it's a knockout night

Rb & BG: Two jerks in love, thorns from a rose
Sometimes we need to be kept on our toes

Who do you love, and why does it hurt?
Treasure your friends, but love jerks

Rb: A kiss and a spank, and all your selfish ways
Far from a gentleman, but you've got good taste

BG: Trust me sweetheart, the torturing is through
I'm bending down the branch, won't you pick the fruits of my love

Rb & BG: ...of my love.

Rb: With other men, there's nothing dangerous
BG: They say that I, am paralyzed from spider bites
Rb & BG: But you've got some fangs, and I love how it feels

All: Who do you love, and why does it hurt
Treasure your friends, but love jerks
Who do you love, and why does it hurt
Treasure your friends, but love jerks

Rb & BG: Two jerks in love, thorns from a rose
Sometimes we need to be kept on our toes
Track Name: Little Less Lonesome
I’m always moving
Loud-all-nighters
Giving up my Sunday

Being away from you is...
Never where I should be

If I, get my way
I’ll see you tomorrow
When I, get my way
I’ll spend all my time with…

Glass of wine, alone
It’s a little lonesome, darling
Come, let’s be, on our ownsome
Cuz it’s a little lonesome
And it’s a little lonesome

It’s rough, with serious side kicks
Songs that won’t mix
...Scooby, I miss you

I’m just a back seat captive…
Dreaming of the airport

If I get my way
Highways fold between us
When I get my way
I’ll make up-for leavinnnnn…

A glass of wine, alone
It’s a little lonesome, da-ling
Come, let’s be, on our ownsome
Cuz it’s a little lonesome
...Glass of wine, alone
It’s a little lonesome, da-ling
Come, let’s be, on our ownsome
Never get lonesome
With our little love song

It started out with something good

My mate blamed me, he said I botched it
Why would I cut my throat, to spite my, fangs, fangs, happy happy fangs yeah

If I, get my way
I’ll see you tomorrow
When I, get my way
I’ll see you tomorrow
Track Name: Holding out for A Rocker
RGB: She needs a man who works as hard as he can
BPG: Like Tony Danza with the plan.

RGB: She wants a dude with a can-do attitude
BPG: Like MacGyver. Season Two.

RGB: She don't care if he eats cereal in the shower
BPG: Tony Tiger. Shower power.

RGB: But he's got a like rocking out as much as I do.

RGB: She wants a man who is sensitive and understands
BPG: A Purple Rain, Peter Pan

RGB: She needs a dude with a romantic clue
BPG: Taking notes from John Hughes

RGB: She don't care if he eats veggies or a steak.
BPG: Crock Dundee or Morrissey

RGB: But he's got a like rocking out as much as I do

I’m holding out, out, out, out, out
I’m holding out, out, out, out, out
I’m holding out, out, out, out, out
For a rocker like myself

BPG: He wants a female with TNT in her blood cells
RGB: Bottle Rocket Barbarella (psychodela)
BPG: Not just some chica, but a sci-fi senorita
RGB: Modern Day-ah Princess Leia

BPG: He don't care if she cooks or books a table
RGB: Spicy chit-chat with Linda Ronstadt… rocking out

But she’s got a like rocking out as much as I do


BPG: Hello, can I dance in your vicinity?
RGB: Yes. There is sufficient space between me and the wall.
BPG: Shall I put my penny loafers adjacent to your platform boots
RGB: Yes, you will have optimal stability.
BPG: The placement of my right hand will rest upon your shoulder?
RGB: Ok
BPG: Permission to place my left hand just above the restricted location?
RGB: Yes…..but lower

I’m holding out, out, out, out, out
I’m holding out, out, out, out, out
I’m holding out, out, out, out, out
For a rocker like myself

Rocking out.
Rocking out.
I will rock out by myself
Until I find a worthy dance partner.
Until I find a worthy dance partner.
Track Name: Sunny Boobs
Do do dododo, Do do dododo, Do do dododo.
Do do dododo, Do do dododo, Do do dododo.

BPG: Would you like me in the country?
I haven’t a clue what the sugar-beets do, but I could sure find out, if you show me how.

The city has really been great, but I need to hear some crickets chase away the heat of a summer day. So what do you say, Becky?

Do do dododo, Do do dododo, Do do dododo.

Rb: Hey, I love what you’re saying, beneath this blouse are some peaches
needing to be sunkissed now, without neighbors ‘round.

The city has really been gray,
Yeah a skinny-dip evening would make my summer memory, so let’s get away Bry Bry

A pair of sunny boobs so deep in love, Barefoot stomping through the mud.
These are the days for me and you. Sunny Boobs, oh Sunny Boobs.

A pair of sunny boobs, just high on life. Soaring through that sunny sky. These are dreams I live with you. Sunny Boobs, ohSunny Boobs.

Do do dododo, Do do dododo, Do do dododo.

BPG: It’s not that I don’t love our city lives.
Meeting all the friends and catching all the latest scoobies, Yeah, we’re swimming from brewery to brewery, baby.

A pair of sunny boobs so deep in love,
Barefoot stomping through the mud. Always in a sunny mood.

BPG: I can’t wait to marry you.

Won’t you come with me? Come out to the country. Won’t you come with me? Come out to the country. I will be! Chorus

Do do dododo, Do do dododo, Do do dododo.

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